Curse

Mesmer in Need · Sep 29, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06

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Originally Posted by Giga Strike

i wasn't even in this class at the time but i heard all about it.

it was the time of the year when the english class when we were watching that romeo and juliet movie (the one where it shows juliets...you know) and before class the class-clown turned on the tv and fast forwarded it to that part and then paused it. it took the teacher half the class to realize what everyone was laughing about.

I saw that movie!! that was... educational

Iceman2 · Sep 29, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09

watched that it, except oyrs was edited to where it didnt show any of the movie. It cut back right at a scene where we could see Romeos butt

Giga Strike · Sep 29, 2006, 02:10 PM // 14:10

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Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi

Two seats behind me 3 kids were doing techno music

Simultaneously:

Kid 1: Uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns (etc.)
Kid 2: The system is down the system is down the system is down (etc.)
Kid 3: *Unintelligbible* (etc.)

It didn't sound half bad either.

LOL!! it's form homestarrunner.

Bane of Worlds · Sep 29, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30

actually what I did was take a screenshot of the desktop in the computer lab and unlocked the toolbar for windows then adjusted to where you weren't able to see it anymore,right-clicked the desktop and unchecked the show desktop icons,locked the toolbar and set the screenshot taken earlier as a wallpaper.

It confused the crap out of the students in the lab when they were attempting to click on the icons

:laugh:

my friend 2 years ago replace an instructor's pills with viagra and laxtatives.
you know the results lol
he would have put in some estrogen in there too but it seems to cruel to do so

also forgot to add but a few days ago, my statistics teacher was putting up a Venn diagram and put a point where it didn't belong let's say and he extended it but it ended up looking like a male genital which caused most females in the class to burst in laughter followed by the male students and the instructor looked as to why it was and erased it and drew an extended rectangle. I believe the instructor did this on purpose but it was funny tho.

Cyan The Archer · Sep 30, 2006, 12:42 AM // 00:42

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Originally Posted by Bane of Worlds

actually what I did was take a screenshot of the desktop in the computer lab and unlocked the toolbar for windows then adjusted to where you weren't able to see it anymore,right-clicked the desktop and unchecked the show desktop icons,locked the toolbar and set the screenshot taken earlier as a wallpaper.

It confused the crap out of the students in the lab when they were attempting to click on the icons

:laugh:

Yea that is so funny. But i cant do it at my school because of some stupid setup kind-of-thing. Can always do it to my bro though :P

funnyman100 · Sep 30, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

Ya i know it probably doesnt sound funny, but it was if you were there. I didnt do this my fried did but my teacher called on my friend nick to read the next paragraph. So he did and my oither friend ryan and me were staring at him wide eyed the entire time and he starts laughing and reading at the same time. Then in the book it said like "dogs and birds" but because he was laughing hes says 'Durds" it was just so funny how it happened but he then got in trouble because of that.

Then during gym this happened between two of my friends, ryan and zach. So the gym guy said stop shooting the basket balls and put them away. So, then zach takes a shot and perpously missess to make a noise then grabs it and throws it to ryan. Ryan catches it and the teacher looks over and sees ryan with the ball and says "ryan i said stop shooting see me in my office"!
Zach almost never gets in trouble he causes a ton of it but he never gets blamed, its sorta creepy like he is invisible.

IrishCatholicNewYorker · Sep 30, 2006, 01:51 AM // 01:51

funniest thing i ever did was change the sign out in front of the school... my job as office assistant =( was to change the board in front of the school to say dates of our footbal games... i changed it to "Congratulations To (my name here)

Calan The Powerful · Sep 30, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36

high school fun days i think i will only share a few of mine and my friends antic's.

1.one time during SS (social studdies) my male teacher had some writing on one of dem projection things and he was using a stick to point something out and i shot a birdie at my friend he ducked it hit the screen it wrolled up then hit the dude in one of his balls. he cryed never knew who did it

2. one time during lunch my frined stole my science teachers coffe went in to the bathroom and put a little "CREME" in it if u know what i mean and put it back. later my teacher took a sip looked at it fnny and took 5 more sips then the class was over

3 we would pretend to chew gum and the teacher saw us they inspected our mouths and then told us what ever and then we would put real gum in our mouths then at the end of the class wed stick it under her desk
4we stole some punch from the cafateria and put corn syrup in it and spread it into like 10 desk when the teach was outa the room and everybody freaked out when they found it.

ah good times thats enough for now

(ps) funnyman100 thats a Eddie Guerrero moment if you dont know who Eddie is he is a wrestler who died. in the ring when the ref was knocked out he would take a steel chair BANG it againts the ring post right before he got up then throw it at his opponet he would catch Eddie would fall down so the ref thought the pther guy hit Eddie with the chair so he was DQ'd

EDDIE RULZ

martyr migraine · Sep 30, 2006, 09:48 AM // 09:48

Ironic.....my current suicidal love is a girl named juliet

.....great, now i'm going to sit in a corner for the rest of the night and cry, realising how useless i am......

Good one guys!

Anyway, my contribution, nothing much funny, cause i'm still young and havent got to doing crazy stuff yet.
Last day of primary school, me and my mates decided we were pissed off at our teachers, so we got into the staff room and set off the schoolwide fire alarms and trashed the room up, burnt a couch and the like......

Mrscoombes · Sep 30, 2006, 11:28 AM // 11:28

Isn't primary school for 5-7 year olds?

Queenie · Sep 30, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24

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Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

What's with you and poo XD

Nothing, just followed the teachers instructions!
Still very funny tho! ^^

Giga Strike · Sep 30, 2006, 03:37 PM // 15:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calan The Powerful

2. one time during lunch my frined stole my science teachers coffe went in to the bathroom and put a little "CREME" in it if u know what i mean and put it back. later my teacher took a sip looked at it fnny and took 5 more sips then the class was over

...uhhh...thats really....nice?

Evenstar · Sep 30, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

Dunno if its funny but one day on an ordinary biology lesson sme guy was plying with his cell phone under the desk..the teacher told him to put it away a few times and when he didnt she said :"(about the phone) put it back in and close the zziper"-she mean the his bag but it sounded like something else..the whole room roared with laughter and the teacher couldnt get why untill someone told her...

Mrscoombes · Sep 30, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

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Originally Posted by Evenstar

Dunno if its funny but one day on an ordinary biology lesson sme guy was plying with his cell phone under the desk..the teacher told him to put it away a few times and when he didnt she said :"(about the phone) put it back in and close the zziper"-she mean the his bag but it sounded like something else..the whole room roared with laughter and the teacher couldnt get why untill someone told her...

I love it when teachers dont get sexual innuendo, it's always so fun to take the piss outta them.

martyr migraine · Sep 30, 2006, 09:15 PM // 21:15

Na, here in New Zealand our primary school is 5-11

Keep them coming guys, some of these things are (sic)

Evenstar · Oct 02, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11

lol...

I pwnd U · Oct 02, 2006, 01:44 PM // 13:44

We do little things here. The other day one of my friends was in the shower, so of course we went and got an ice cold glass of water and dumped on him. he screamed like a little girl.

Giga Strike · Oct 02, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12

maybe they should have dumped it on you, u kinda need it.

Evenstar · Oct 02, 2006, 03:13 PM // 15:13

omg what wrong with u?

Giga Strike · Oct 02, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14

wtf? his head is friken on fire!